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Noah’s Dove, Gunshots, and Future Collars: AniMoWins Pilgrims Drift Between St. Louis, Hoppie’s, and Memphis 🕊️🐕⛽
Drifting between St. Louis, Hoppie’s Marina and Memphis, the AniMoWins Pilgrims hear gunshots on both horizons, keep Noah’s dove on deck, and turn their 4Wins5 Mill into a floating collar lab. They invite families, seniors, kids, and pets to help design safer Stand Pet, Bionic Finns, and Screen Angel collars—and imagine future wearable wallets for #NewGold care.
Aaron W. Wemple
Dec 17, 20255 min read


World Premiere on the Mississippi: Bionic Finn, Screen Angels & Stand Pets Light Up St. Louis 🐟🎅🚢
On International Animal Rights Day under the Gateway Arch, families board “Santa on the Mississippi” and meet Bionic Finn—the glowing bio‑digital fish—plus a St. Bernard Screen Angel, a terrier Stand Pet, and early‑edition Bionic Finn Collars. Kids test a free Stand Pet game while the collar explains how animals help turn malnourished attention into #NewGold.
Aaron W. Wemple
Dec 10, 20253 min read


Collars, Cowboys & Coliseum Deals: The AniMoWins Pilgrims Reach St. Charles on the 4Wins5 Justease Route 🎄🐕
When the AniMoWins Pilgrims dock at St. Charles’ 4 Unway Balance port, cowboys, “indians,” and coliseum budgeteers meet Screen Angels in training, Bionic Finn Collars, and a new scoreboard based on LOVE LOVE instead of losses. Alienare Gators grumble below as families test a free online game and the 4Wins5 Mill turns toward St. Louis and Santa on the Mississippi.
Aaron W. Wemple
Dec 6, 20255 min read


From Cape Muddy to Christmas Wrap: The AniMoWins Pilgrims Discover Route 4Wins5Justease to Upright USA 🎁🐠
When the Thanksgiving dishes are done, the AniMoWins Pilgrims sail home to 1 Muddy Mississippi River Anchor Way, wrap Christmas gifts on the 4Wins5 Mill, and quietly chart “Route 4Wins5Justease to Upright USA.” Along the way, they unveil Stand Pets as the new St. Bernards of the digital age—dogs with Gold Bar Collars who rescue families freezing in their feeds and turn Burn Property Bombs into #NewGold connection.
Aaron W. Wemple
Dec 3, 20254 min read
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