The AniMoWins Pilgrims Have Landed at Cape Muddy! 🦃🚢 And They Brought Gifts Long Overdue From the Digital Deep!
- Aaron W. Wemple
- Nov 21, 2025
- 6 min read
Updated: Dec 23, 2025
What Are YOU Bringing to the Thanksgiving Table for the Little Ones (and Furry Ones)?
Picture this: It’s Thanksgiving Day. The turkey’s in the oven. The relatives are arguing about politics. Your kids are glued to their tablets—many younger grade‑schoolers now average around three and a half hours of daily screen time, and tweens and teens can clock in even higher. Your dog is begging under the table, just hoping someone drops a roll.
Sound familiar?
Now imagine this instead: Your kids are coloring Bionic Finns the GloFish while learning about digital safety. Your dog is wearing a Gold Bar Collar, trained to perform the “Thera‑Nudge” when screen time gets unhealthy. And at the center of your table? A new tradition: WinsGiving—where everyone’s healthier, happier, and actually talking to each other.
🚢 The Great AniMoWins Voyage: From Sea to Inland Port
November 27, 2025 – Alton, Illinois Inland Port
The crew of the 4Wins5 Mill yacht (Tagline: "Only legal on the seas") has officially dropped anchor at the historic Alton Inland Port, right where the Mississippi flows between the Minnesota north and the Gulf south.
Why here? Because Alton is historic! Founded in 1818, it used to be bigger than Chicago. It’s the perfect "Cape Muddy" for our modern-day pilgrims.
Meet the Crew:
🐠 Bionic Finns: The fearless GloFish leader.
🐮 Braveheart the Calf: Sporting his signature red cape and sunglasses.
🐝 Thera-B the Bee: Wearing aviator goggles and ready to heal.
🧸 Teddy the Astronaut Bear: The explorer of the group.
🐶 🐾 Secret Agents: The "Dog & Deed Agents" (Shhh... Their names are classified for security purposes).
The Mission: Testing Their "Land-Legs"
After months of navigating the Digital Deep—where "shark" algorithms pollute the water and trap vulnerable users—the crew decided it was time for a new adventure. Could their revolutionary Bionic Ocean Ecosystem work on solid ground?
The Test Site: Lewis & Clark Community College. Built on grounds that date back to 1838, this is where families are joining the AniMoWins Pilgrim's Rescue Reserve. Where pets aren't just pets; AniMoWins Pilgrim's train them to become "Stand Pets." Stand Pets are special trained and have exclusive access to #NewGold records that protect families from the invisible danger of digital deep overload.
But land has dangers, too. We call them "Gators" (the money-trap kind of apps that guarantee you lose). So, the AniMoWins Pilgrims are proceeding cautiously, bringing long overdue gifts to help families navigate these sometimes dangerous waters and lands.
🦃 WinsGiving Day: A New Tradition
So, what exactly did the AniMoWins Pilgrims bring? A coloring book. But not just any coloring book.
Introducing: "AniMoWins: Coloring Inside the 4Wins Lines"
What's Inside This 44-Page Adventure?
✅ Meet the Crew: Color Bionic Finns, Braveheart, and the whole gang (who standardized and now pay @parents malourishing-to-nourishing @phone suppliments).
✅ The 7 Coral Vitamin Suppliments: Learn the superpowers of digital safety they discovered in the Digital Deep:
Vitamin 1D (Document): Capture memories safely.
2C (Connect): Build real friendships (online and off).
3F (Fact-Check): Is it true? Check before you believe!
4P (Plan Ahead): Think before you click.
5S (Safety Shield): Keep your secrets safe.
6M (Mindfulness): Balance screens with play.
7A (Abundance): Turn screen time into #NewGold.
✅ The 4Wins Club: Watch the pictures go from dark and confusing (The Deep) to bright and happy (The Sunlit Shallows).
Perfect For: Ages 5-10 (and adults who need a break!), stocking stuffers, and "no-screen" tables.
🐾 The Secret Pet Pilgrims: The "Gold Bar Collar"
Here is where the magic happens. The crew discovered that Real things work better than Apps.
The Problem: Apps that count screen time? Kids ignore them. Parental controls? Kids hack them. Lectures? In one ear, out the other.
The Solution: Your Pet + The Gold Bar Collar
Imagine your dog gives you a gentle nudge (A rescue Thera-Nudge) when you’ve been staring at your phone too long. It’s not a punishment; it’s your pet saying, "Hey, I love you. Let's play."
Think of it like this: instead of your child getting “rewarded” for more clicks, your Stand Pet gets “paid” (and parents do too by happenstance) every time your family decontaminates a screen and rescues someone from zombie‑scrolling.
How It Works (The Brain Science)
When your pet nudges you, your brain can release more oxytocin—the bonding hormone linked to feeling safe, seen, and connected. Instead of another jittery dopamine spike from doom‑scrolling, your nervous system shifts toward calm, eye contact, and shared play.
Studies show that friendly interaction with a dog can reduce stress hormones like cortisol and boost positive mood for many people, including children and adults underder pressure.
That’s the wiring Rescue Reserve is trying to work with:
Apps → more alerts, more pressure to stay, more chances to over‑scroll.
A Thera‑Nudge from your Stand Pet → a cue to pause, stand up, and reconnect with someone who actually lives in your house.
This isn’t a promise to magically “cure” addiction. It’s a way to harness one of your family’s strongest relationships—your pet—to tip the balance back toward connection instead of contamination.
🐕🦺 The Rescue Reserve’s Free 3‑Step Basic Training
The Rescue Reserve’s 3‑step “Stand Pet” Basic Training turns that Thera‑Nudge into a family game:
Spot the Sign: Teach pets (and humans) to notice “Zombie Mode”—hunched shoulders, glazed eyes, endless scrolling.
The Nudge: Pet gently paws, nudges, or leans into the human.
The Reward: Pet (and sometimes humans!) get a treat—pumpkin treats for Thanksgiving, belly rubs all year.
Over time, your dog isn’t just “interrupting” screen time; your dog is helping you remember what your screens were supposed to serve in the first place.
📋 MajorLeagueFamily.com (Rescue Reserve) Pilot Program
Starting Thanksgiving 2025, Rescue Reserve is inviting a small group of Alton‑area families—especially Lewis & Clark student parents and veterans—to help test what Stand Pets can really do in the wild.
The first qualified family + coachable dog (or service‑dog training partner facility) receives:
FREE series of Stand Pet Training Manuals—one each for children, teens, parents, and grandparents.
Nomination for Lifetime Founder‑Level Gold Collar Corps certification (estimated value: 1,497 dollars) plus eligibility for a future Renew‑a‑Phone Award.
FREE custom‑fit prototype Gold Bar (or ProSyncs) Collar.
Exclusive early access to the four‑week Basic Training & Digital Protector Coach Program ($997 tuition, with scholarship applications open, and a total training and certification value of approximately $2,900).
You and your dog’s names engraved on the 4Wins5 Mill wall upon completion of the program.
First access to the upcoming Propgin app for private “bankifications” of your family’s #NewGold moments (terms and conditions will apply at launch).
Comment #RenewAScreen below or visit RescueReserve.org to join.
After the founding spot is filled, additional Alton families will still be able to join the larger Rescue Reserve challenge cohort at different price points and scholarship levels.
Not in Alton? Don’t worry—you can still join the WinsGiving challenge from anywhere.
🎨 Happy #WinsGiving Coloring Challenge
This Thanksgiving, turn the kids' table into the fun table.
How To Play:
Get the Book or Use Your Favorite Coloring Book: Click here to buy on Amazon
Color Together: Do a page with your kids on Thanksgiving.
Post & Tag: Upload a photo of the masterpiece to social media.
Add these hashtags:
Start the Vote: Comment: Poll's open. Who's picture is better?
Reply: Keeps the comments going
Wait Until Christmas: Count each family memebers votes
WinsGiving Day Winner: Announce the winner at Christmas dinner to discover who's picture won for fun (and new desert!)
🏆 The Prizes:
Grand Prize: First piece of grandma's favorite pie!
Runner Ups: Signed books or coloring book pages from the fam.
Conselation: Seconds on your favorite part of Christmas dinner!
Winners also get a theme song (comment #Superwon below or message us for the free song) of their very own (limit one custom theme song per family).
🔮 What's Next? The Voyage Continues...
While the coloring book helps the kids, the 4Wins5 Mill yacht is heading back out to sea to finish the teen and adult's AI digital safety mill, "Finally! Selfies Wellness" and Braveheart's Law Dr 3"(Coming late 2025) and another secret book. Think of them as financial wellness meets digital freedom —no "house always wins" games here.
Next Stop: San Diego Inland Port (Spring 2026). The crew is coming for the zoo, the koalas, and every family that wants to trade feed‑freeze for #NewGold.
Before they go, there’s one more tradition to launch.
🎶 WORLD PREMIERE: The "Land-Legs" Music Video! 🎬
Before setting a course for San Diego, the crew had one final mission in Alton: dropping off the land team and debuting their brand‑new music video, “Land‑Legs & #NewGold.” Turn up your speakers and watch as the 4Wins5 Mill heads back out into the shark‑infested Digital Deep—don’t worry, they’re experts at dodging those data sharks.
Loop it, sing along, and let your Stand Pets keep the beat while you practice your own land‑legs.
Happy WinsGiving! 🦃🎮
"Land-Legs and #NewGold" (Sung to the tune of a rugged sea shanty meets a famous pop hit)
🎶 We sailed the Digital Deep, where the sharks and traps keep, Now we're testing solid ground, where Stand Pets make their sound! Thera-Nudge, nudge, nudge – love instead of judge, Gold Bar Collar shining bright – protecting day and night! Land-legs, land-legs, learning how to stand, #NewGold, #NewGold, healing family land… 🎶
Play WinsGiving! 🦃🎮
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