The AniMoWins Pilgrims Have Landed at Cape Muddy! 🦃🚢
- Aaron W. Wemple
- Nov 21
- 5 min read
Updated: 2 days ago
What Are YOU Bringing to the Thanksgiving Table for the Little Ones (and Furry Ones)?
Picture this: It's Thanksgiving Day. The turkey's in the oven. The relatives are arguing about politics. Your kids are glued to their tablets (averaging 3 hours 28 minutes of daily screen time), and your dog is begging under the table.
Sound familiar?
Now imagine this instead: Your kids are coloring Bionic Finns the GloFish while learning about digital safety. Your dog is wearing a Gold Bar Collar, trained to perform the "Thera-Nudge" when screen time gets unhealthy. And at the center of your table? A new tradition: WinsGiving – where everyone's healthy, happy, and actually talking to each other.
🚢 The Great AniMoWins Voyage: From Sea to Inland Port
November 27, 2025 – Alton, Illinois Inland Port
The crew of the 4Wins5 Mill yacht (Tagline: "Only legal on the seas") has officially dropped anchor at the historic Alton Inland Port, right where the Mississippi flows between the Minnesota north and the Gulf south.
Why here? Because Alton is historic! Founded in 1818, it used to be bigger than Chicago. It’s the perfect "Cape Muddy" for our modern-day pilgrims.
Meet the Crew:
🐠 Bionic Finns: The fearless GloFish leader.
🐮 Braveheart the Calf: Sporting his signature red cape and sunglasses.
🐝 Thera-B the Bee: Wearing aviator goggles and ready to heal.
🧸 Teddy the Astronaut Bear: The explorer of the group.
🐶 🐾 Secret Agents: The "Dog & Deed Agents" (Shhh... Their names are classified for security purposes).
The Mission: Testing Their "Land-Legs"
After months of navigating the Digital Deep—where "shark" algorithms pollute the water and trap vulnerable users—the crew decided it was time for a new adventure. Could their revolutionary Bionic Ocean Ecosystem work on solid ground?
The Test Site: Lewis & Clark Community College. Built on grounds that date back to 1838, this is where families are joining the team's Missed Pet (Rescue Reserve). Where pets aren't just pets; Missed Pet trains them to become "Stand Pets." Stand Pets are special trained to protect families from the invisible danger of digital overload.
But land has dangers, too. We call them "Gators" (the money-trap kind of apps that guarantee you lose). So, the AniMoWins Pilgrims are proceeding cautiously, bringing a gift to help families navigate these waters.
🦃 WinsGiving Day: A New Tradition
So, what exactly did the pilgrims bring? A coloring book. But not just any coloring book.
Introducing: "AniMoWins: Coloring Inside the 4Wins Lines"
What's Inside This 44-Page Adventure?
✅ Meet the Crew: Color Bionic Finns, Braveheart, and the whole gang.
✅ The 7 Coral Vitamins: Learn the superpowers of digital safety they discovered in the Digital Deep:
Vitamin 1D (Document): Capture memories safely.
2C (Connect): Build real friendships (online and off).
3F (Fact-Check): Is it true? Check before you believe!
4P (Plan Ahead): Think before you click.
5S (Safety Shield): Keep your secrets safe.
6M (Mindfulness): Balance screens with play.
7A (Abundance): Turn screen time into #NewGold.
✅ The 4Wins Club: Watch the pictures go from dark and confusing (The Deep) to bright and happy (The Sunlit Shallows).
Perfect For: Ages 5-10 (and adults who need a break!), stocking stuffers, and "no-screen" tables.
🐾 The Secret Pet Pilgrims: The "Gold Bar Collar"
Here is where the magic happens. The crew discovered that Real things work better than Apps.
The Problem: Apps that count screen time? Kids ignore them. Parental controls? Kids hack them. Lectures? In one ear, out the other.
The Solution: Your Pet + The Gold Bar Collar
Imagine your dog gives you a gentle nudge (A rescue Thera-Nudge) when you’ve been staring at your phone too long. It’s not a punishment; it’s your pet saying, "Hey, I love you. Let's play."
How It Works (The Brain Science)
When your pet nudges you, your brain releases Oxytocin (the love hormone). This calms you down, that's both ways, and makes us feel connected. It is the biological OPPOSITE of the Dopamine hit you get from doom scrolling.
Apps = Stress & Addiction
Thera-Nudge = Love & Connection
The Rescue Reserve's Free 3-Step "Stand Pet" Basic Training:
Spot the Sign: Teach pets to learn and recognize "Zombie Mode" (hunching over a screen).
The Nudge: Pet gently paws the human.
The Reward: Pet (and sometimes humans!) get a treat (Pumpkin treats for Thanksgiving!)
📋 The MajorLeagueFamily.com (Rescue Reserve) Pilot Program
Starting Thanksgiving 2025, we are selecting 50 Families in Alton, IL (focusing on [Lewis & Clark] student parents and veterans) to pilot this program!
FREE AniMoWins Coloring Book (Or proprietary age appropriate book)
FREE Custom-fit Gold Bar Collar.
FREE 4-Week Basic Training Program.
NOMINATED for Lifetime Founder-level Gold Collar Corps certification (value $1,497)
FAME: Your dog’s name permanently engraved on the 4Wins Mill wall (upon completion of program)
First access to the UnBurners app (early 2027, Terms and Conditions May Apply)
Not in Alton? Don't worry! You can still join the challenge below!
🎨 Happy #WinsGiving Coloring Challenge
This Thanksgiving, turn the kids' table into the fun table.
How To Play:
Get the Book or Use Your Favorite Coloring Book: Click here to buy on Amazon
Color Together: Do a page with your kids on Thanksgiving.
Post & Tag: Upload a photo of the masterpiece to social media.
Add these hashtags:
Start the Vote: Comment: Poll's open. Who's picture is better?
Reply: Keeps the comments going
Wait Until Christmas: Count each family memebers votes
WinsGiving Day Winner: Announce the winner at Christmas dinner to discover who's picture won for fun (and new desert!)
🏆 The Prizes:
Grand Prize: First piece of grandma's favorite pie!
Runner Ups: Signed books or coloring book pages from the fam.
Conselation: Seconds on your favorite part of Christmas dinner!
Winners also get a theme song (comment #Superwon below or message us for the free song) of their very own (limit one custom theme song per family).
🔮 What's Next? The Voyage Continues...
While the coloring book helps the kids, the 4Wins5 Mill yacht is heading back out to sea to finish the teen and adult's AI digital safety mill, "Finally! Selfies Wellness" and Braveheart's Law Dr 3"(Coming late 2025) and another secret book. Think of them as financial wellness meets digital freedom —no "house always wins" games here.
Next Stop: San Diego Inland Port (Spring 2026). We’re coming for the Zoo and the Koalas!
🎶 WORLD PREMIERE: The "Land-Legs" Music Video! 🎬
Before setting a course for San Diego, the crew had one final mission in Alton: dropping off the land team and debuting their brand new music video!
Turn up your speakers and watch as the 4Wins5 Mill heads back out into the shark-infested Digital Deep. (Don't worry, they are experts at dodging those data sharks!). This beat is so catchy, you'll be humming it all through Thanksgiving dinner.
Watch the loop and sing along! 👇
"Land-Legs and #NewGold" (Sung to the tune of a rugged sea shanty meets a famous pop hit)
🎶 We sailed the Digital Deep, where the sharks and traps keep, Now we're testing solid ground, where Stand Pets make their sound! Thera-Nudge, nudge, nudge – love instead of judge, Gold Bar Collar shining bright – protecting day and night! Land-legs, land-legs, learning how to stand, #NewGold, #NewGold, healing family land… 🎶
Happy WinsGiving! 🦃🎮
